Clumsy Virginia Hemingway – an adventure in short story writing

Today’s #BEDM prompt is Adventure (Share a story, tell us what adventure means to you, interpret creatively). So I’m sharing a little creative writing with you today. My little adventure story 😉
Disclaimer this story was written using this story generator

Clumsy Virginia Hemingway
A Short Story by Jamie Misty Campbell

Doris Ramsbottom had always loved industrial San Francisco with its vain, vivacious volcanoes. It was a place where she felt calm.

She was a generous, generous, tea drinker with curvaceous fingers and ample moles. Her friends saw her as an ashamed, aggressive animal. Once, she had even rescued a striped puppy from a burning building. That’s the sort of woman he was.

Doris walked over to the window and reflected on her wild surroundings. The rain hammered like bopping puppies.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Virginia Hemingway. Virginia was a clumsy teacher with scrawny fingers and hairy moles.

Doris gulped. She was not prepared for Virginia.

As Doris stepped outside and Virginia came closer, she could see the bumpy glint in her eye.

Virginia gazed with the affection of 6901 grateful giant goldfish. She said, in hushed tones, “I love you and I want a pencil.”

Doris looked back, even more cross and still fingering the weathered record. “Virginia, yabba Dabba Doo,” she replied.

They looked at each other with lonely feelings, like two kaleidoscopic, knotty koalas hopping at a very hilarious birthday party, which had indie music playing in the background and two cute uncles jumping to the beat.

Doris studied Virginia’s scrawny fingers and hairy moles. Eventually, she took a deep breath. “I’m sorry,” began Doris in apologetic tones, “but I don’t feel the same way, and I never will. I just don’t love you Virginia.”

Virginia looked fuzzy, her emotions raw like a short, slobbering sandwich.

Doris could actually hear Virginia’s emotions shatter into 9915 pieces. Then the clumsy teacher hurried away into the distance.

Not even a cup of tea would calm Doris’s nerves tonight.

THE END

Hehe did that give you a giggle? I generated 3 or 4 before picking this one. Some of the results are hilarious.